-Felix, you were in the war, weren't you? -Airborne. Yes, sir!
Did you jump out of a plane and land on your face?
Yes, sir!
I don't see what it has to do with Rambo.
Isn't it obvious Switcher is behind all of this?
That skunk!
An eternal failure is putting together the most magnificent displays in town.
The bum.
You say you hear voices, there's no one there.
Just him and his dummies.
Is someone helping him?
Is he a ventriloquist? Some kind of mad genius?
Good questions all, sir.
Find out the answers!
Yes, sir! What about little Rambo?
Screw your dog!
Let's go, people, clear out.
-Clear out, lady! -Stop pushing, okay? I'm going.
Come on, Rambo. Tonight we nail that little fart blossom.
On behalf of Capt. Clark and the crew...
...we'd like to thank you for flying with Eastern.
And we hope you enjoy your fun-filled day in the Caribbean.
We deserve this vacation.
The sun feels pretty strong.
I could use some suntan lotion...
...if someone were willing to rub it on.
It's a dirty job, but somebody's gotta do it.
We are alone.
Okay.
So, listen, we find him, get a picture of whoever this woman is...
...and get out.
If we can't hire Jonathan, maybe at least we can buy her out.
I don't know about you, but I've always wanted to make love...
...in the ladies' shoe department.
The smell of fine leather.
Can I show you something in your size?
What?
You mean you took me serious?
You're gonna pay for that.
Stop it! Don't!
Mayday!
Mayday, Rambo.
Okay, boy.
Okay. Show 'em what you're made of.
Go get 'em!
Rambo! This way! This means a court-martial!
You hear that? That must be them.
I wish it was us.
Come on. We've got them.
-Give up? -Never.
Switcher.
You are one sick puppy.
So this is the young lady he dumped you for?
Nice.
Beauteous!
I really should have listened when he asked me for help.
Tell me, when you were making love to him...
...did you ever scream, "Don't stop, woody"?
My camera.
No, this is how I get my inspiration. I create.
I can tell by looking at you, you're not the artistic type.
You know, Mr. Richards told me to keep an eye on you, but...
...I think I'm gonna handle things...
...my own way.
You want to move your sweetheart?
That one was for Rambo.
Switcher, this is for my Mama!
Switcher.
Switcher, I'm gonna knock you into the middle of next week!
How'd you do that?
I was standing behind him, he didn't see me.
Teach him to mess with a man and his mannequin.
Where'd you go?
This is your last chance. We take him or we die trying!
I did it! I flew!
I really flew!
-Are you all right? -Terrific, incredible, I feel great!
Did you see how high I was?
I just had a thought.
You think we should name our first kid Pinocchio?
Jonathan...
...are you sure this is right for you?
I'm positive.
What about you? You've waited a long time.
How do you know you're not missing something better 5,000 years later?
Nothing could ever be better than being here with you.
This is one guy...
...who's never gonna leave your side.
The window!
Come on.
It's almost sunrise. We can't possibly finish it!
Don't worry about a thing.
But we'll never dress the mannequins in time!
That's right!
Absolutely scintillating!
Beyond genius!
It sucks.
Fool.
I don't believe it's lunch yet. Let's not dally.
Felix!
What happened?
Why don't you tell me?
Where's Rambo?
It's that Switcher.
I caught him doing awful things to a half-naked dummy.
Richards, is this your idea of a security guard?
-I assure you I had nothing to do-- -You hired him, you fire him.
What if he's telling the truth?
How can you think that?
The man is a lunatic, but I've never known him to lie.
He's absolutely right.
Mr. Richards, this store has never been more successful.
It's all due to Jonathan Switcher.
He can put a rubber glove on his head and run naked in the store yelling:
"Hi, I'm a squid!"
Hi. 'Morning, Mrs. T.
Hello, Jonathan.
This morning's window is your most brilliant yet.
Thank you. What happened here?
God only knows.
Felix, did you try and take Omaha Beach all by yourself, again?
-I was doing what Mr. Richards told me to. -I never said anything.
Is that right? Richards...
...when you take Felix to get his last paycheck...
...get your own as well.
Mrs. Timkin, you may be our grande dame...
...but I've had serious doubts...
...about a woman your age running this store.
I'll appeal to the board.
I can't imagine you're appealing to anybody.
Don't mess with this old chick, mister. Just pack it up.
Jonathan, let's go.
And get that dog out of the tree.
You can't do this!
We'll file a grievance with the union!
You're not in a union, you idiot.
Hi there, Jonathan. I didn't know you were in there.
Excuse me.
That's lovely.
What the hell are you people doing?
Have you seen the latest figures, children?
89 percent.
Sales are down 89 percent!
Prince and Company is going through the roof!
All right.
Now, I want this to stop, children. And if it doesn't, so help me God!
You are all dead meat!
Jonathan, it is my honor to inform you that starting Monday morning...
...you'll be the youngest vice president ever at Prince and Company.
-Congratulations. -Hear, hear!
-I don't know what to say. -Say, "Thank you."
Thank you!
Long live Prince and Company.
Cheers.
Son of a gun.
So, Richards was telling the truth.
I've been in this business 20 years.
Hell, half the guys in this store probably wear lace underwear...
...but, this....
We're talking a Sunday drive into some serious dementia.
It's our move now.
I'd do anything for Illustra...
...but these pictures could kind of ruin his life.
Roxie, I'd never ruin anyone's life.
I would, but only if it were absolutely necessary.
Roxie, you're not developing a conscience on me, are you?
No, I don't think so.
Good.
Anyway, I don't want to ruin his life...
...I just want to hire him.
And...
...now I know how.
Hi, Gord.
-Miss Thomas, hi. -Please, Jonathan, it's all yours.
-Thanks. Men's room is broken. -Of course, dear, whatever you say.
-Congratulations. -Thank you.
You won't believe what Mrs. Timkin and the board just told me.
-Vice president. -Jonathan, that's wonderful!
Tina, Moni, he's talking to the dummy again.
Nobody deserves it more.
I knew this would happen for you.
Creative freedom, practically my own boss, maybe some World Series tickets.
All right, I'm sorry. I'm going on and on.
I couldn't do this without you.
I won't take the job unless we can be together.
Jonathan...
...you can't worry about what will happen to us.
What does that mean?
Girls, please, let's not be catty.
I simply will not tolerate eavesdropping unless I'm a part of it.
I assume my Jonathan is in there.
You can't go in. He's got company, if you know what I mean.
And who do you think introduced them?
At least she'll never say your hips are too fat.
Hollywood! Jeez, listen.
You know I would never bother you when you're getting a piece of wood...
...but this is muy importante. Your Hollywood needs help.
-What's up? -I need your creative muse.
I've always thought of myself as hot stuff, the very best at what I do.
But seeing you, let's just say it, I'm dirt.
Mold me. Shape me. I'm a fast learner.
Please, Jonathan, do not let them turn me out...
...into that dark night alone.
We can talk about designs and stuff...
...but when I work, I gotta work alone.
Of course. I understand perfectly.
You're an artiste, and that's the way you work.
I can respect that.
Jesus. Hollywood, listen, don't worry.
You can work as long as you want here, I'm a vice president now.
Who's crying?
It's either our new vice president, the fairy or the dummy.
Emmy, please, you've gotta help me.
I can't come alive in front of Hollywood. Besides, you can do it on your own.
How can you say that? We do everything together!
You can't hold yourself back because of me.
Now, come on. Hollywood's waiting.
You'll do a masterpiece tonight.
Emmy....
I'll be waiting in the window.
Jonathan, how about a picture? Mom will think I've switched.
Hollywood, you're a genius!
I am? Yes!
Okay, we need to make a list.
Fire away.
30 feet of black nylon cord....
Sounds like my kind of list.
Easy, sugar. Okay....
You personally vouch for this guy?
He's worked at Prince and Company for 15 years.
I think he'll be just fine.
He's an imbecile, but....
This is him.
Felix, come in. This is Mr. B.J. Wert.
Mr. Wert, sir!
It's fine.
Felix, there are hundreds of mannequins at Prince and Company.
Will you be able to identify the one...
...Jonathan Switcher has a romantic interest in?
Absolutely, sir. I never forget a name or a face, Mr. Nertz.
Good.
Felix, we need your help, and if you succeed...
...you will have a cushy new job right here at Illustra.
We want to get Switcher's mannequin...
...out of the store and bring her here, secretly...
...of course.
A covert operation.
I would be happy and proud to lead this mission, sir!
Good!
It's the most beautiful window I've ever seen.
It's all you.
-Not this time. -Every time.
You're part of me now. I got you in here.
Come on. You ready to go?
Are you sure you wanna do this?
Absolutely. You've been cooped up in that store too long.
Besides, who cares what people think?
Just put your arms around me and hold on tight.
With pleasure.
Jonathan!
Look, Jonathan, I know about your problem.
What problem?
You're riding with a mannequin on the back of your motorcycle.
What is wrong with this picture?
Right, you two haven't met.
Roxie, this is Emmy. Emmy, Roxie.
Nice to meet.... My God, what am I saying?
Jonathan, I wanna give you one last chance.
Now, come to Illustra!
What is in this for you, Roxie? An office with a view?
I don't need Illustra or you.
I got friends here, people who care...
...and someone who makes me feel good about myself.
Bye, Roxie.
You'll be sorry! You're making a big mistake!
Roxie....
He's out of his mind! B.J. was right.
When I get that dummy, I'm gonna tear her hair out!
You know what you need to do right now?
You need to put him and this whole nasty affair out of your mind.
Now, how is the best way to do that?
By having a night of distasteable sex...
...with someone that you care absolutely nothing about.
And proudly, I would like to be that person.
Fine, let's just go to your place.
Really?
Drive fast before I have second thoughts!
Armand is the wind!
Mr. Richards, you'd better put some camouflage on, sir.
I am not going to put shoe polish on my face, thank you.
Now, could we please get into the store, Felix?
Yes, sir.
Look at him with a dummy!
Who are you to criticize?
It's him! It's her! That little prevert!
He's stealing her before we can!
Don't do anything rash!
We'll follow them, and at the right moment, grab her.
Don't worry, Mr. Richards, I'm an expert at surveillance.
Hang on!
Where'd he go?
That way.
That is it! No more of this surveillance crap.
Capt. Felix Maxwell...
...takes this from no mannequin!
No!
Get us out of here before he gets out of the car!
Watch out!
Hang on!
You're finished, Switcher!
You may as well hang up your jockey strap!
Let me go! No, Mr. Richards! No!
-Be careful, you maniac! -I know!
This is for you, Rambo.
We got him!
-I want to get out. -Geronimo!
I don't understand it.
This never happened to Armand before. Never!
It must be you. You're so cold.
You're so unfeeling.
Where can I get a mannequin, too?
Jonathan.
What are you thinking about?
The window.
Turned out pretty didn't it?
It was breathtaking.
Emmy...
...Ema Hesire...
...you inspire me.
I feel like I could do anything.
Windows are only the start.
I think we could design an entire city.
No one takes the time to build things that have character and dignity.
People need that.
We could give it to them.
I love you, Emmy.
I love you, too, Jonathan.
I better get into the window.
That peckerhead doubled back on me. I saw his motorcycle out front.
That dummy of his has got to be here!
This is the one!
You're positive?
Absotively!
Wait a minute.
This one kinda looks like her, too.
I've put my future in the hands of a vegetable.
Just get the mannequin. Get the mannequin.
-It's over there! -No, this is the door.
This is not the door!
This is the door.
Wait. Mr. Richards...
...did you ever notice how they all sort of look alike?
Look at that one.
Maybe this is her.
This is really interesting.
This is art.
-It's like theater. -I get it!
Excuse me.
Good morning, starshine.
I sleep alone these days, too, but I am not about to advertise it.
Get my clothes?
Spent the night? You slept through the whole how-do-you-do.
What do you mean?
All the girl mannequins disappeared from the windows last night...
...film at 11:00. Yes, my dear...
...your favorite, she is gone.
Emmy?
Jonathan.
That was great!
I'm sorry, but you know us special people...
...are destined for heartache.
You know what works best for me? Crying shamelessly.
Don't do anything drastic! Me, my!
Okay, now.
Wait a minute.
Yes. My car cover, darling.
Yes.
Yes, girl.
Jonathan, wait!
Roxie.
Roxie Shield.
-Can I help you? -Roxie Shield.
-She's in conference-- -Thank you.
You can't go in there!
Security.
Jonathan! We were hoping you might drop in.
Can I get you something to drink?
Where is she, Roxie?
She's perfectly safe.
Jonathan, let's talk about your future here at Illustra.
I think it'll be wonderful...
...to have the team back together again.
-What'd you do with her? -Relax, it's just a mannequin.
How does $55,000 a year sound to you?
-You son of a bitch! -All right, $60,000.
I don't think he's of Illustra fiber.
Where is she?
-You'll never see her again! -Where you going?
We also have a very nice profit-sharing plan.
We have extremely incriminating photos...
...of you and that little....
Get up, Richards! Get him!
Sorry, gotta run.
Security alert! Man in leather jacket!
Come on! Get....
All units, code 2. Perpetrator on main floor.
Roger. Over and out.
Come on, Terminator. Duty calls.
Excuse me.
Roxie!
Call the police!
The SWATteam.
Go away.
Felix!
Switcher.
Terminator...
...lunchtime.
Get him!
Nice dog.
Shit!
Switcher!
Where did he go?
There he is!
No!
-Get him! -You're finished, Switcher!
You've had it, Switcher!
Get me out of here!
Put me down, you idiot!
Let's go.
You've had it, Switcher! I'm gonna get you!
You're finished, little Switcher!
Yoo-hoo boys!
Way to go, buddy!
Two things I love to do:
that's fight and kiss boys. Come on!
Come and get me, Sister Maryella.
What's the matter, honey? Come on.
This is what being a man is all about, honey.
You can't come in here.
Emmy!
Mine's bigger than yours is.
Why can't we get that damn water turned off?
Shit.
Go!
Shoot him!
Jonathan, you saved me.
It's nothing, really.
I'm alive.
What?
He can see me and I'm still alive!
You are!
Thank you!
-Thank you. -What is it?
-You're gonna have to love me forever. -I always have, I always will.
Move!
-Get out of the way, doofus! -Move, damn it!
It's a miracle!
Stop it!
You little creep! Stop touching me!
Get away from me! Please don't touch me!
Roxie.
-Jesus, it's the heat! -Hollywood.
Now, this is Emmy.
Mama, put the coins on my eyes, 'cause I sure don't believe what I am seeing.
There he is.
Arrest that man. Who's she?
She's who I came for.
She's the dummy!
I said, "Arrest that man!"
Keep your hands off him!
Claire, thank goodness you're here. These people....
Shut up! B.J., you really screwed up.
What are you talking about?
When I fired this idiot the other day, I decided to replace him...
...with one of those camera surveillance systems.
I have Richards and this moron on videotape.
I was sure you were behind this. You greedy snake!
Claire!
I want those two arrested for breaking and entering and grand theft.
I'll get you later for conspiracy.
You can add kidnapping to that, too.
-Kidnapping? Who? -Me!
Who are you?
She's the dummy!
This poor man is having a breakdown.
Get him out of here!
She's the dummy!
-She's the dummy! -Please, don't use force.
Mamal I want my mamal
Mrs. Timkin, those video cameras, did they pick up...
...everything last night?
I only saw what I needed to see.
Just where did you come from?
Roxie, you would never understand.
Claire....
There must be some arrangement we can make?
Cram it, clown!
-Come on, now. -No, boys.
You know, I see executive potential here.
Roxie, you're fired! You'll never work in this town again!
How am I gonna pay my bills, my rent, my new watch, my car....